Shenanigans

Shenanigans

Dear Online Nerd Diary,

Today was a real buttfuck of a day.

Total.

From start to finish.

Well, no. That hamburger I had for lunch was pretty good.

So, it wasn't a total loss.

Rest of it?

Greasy Turds in a Tupperware Bowl.

And that papercut underneath my middle finger's fingernail?

Merely proof that there is a higher power, and he's got a messed up sense of humor.

Anyway.

Going to find some sleep now.

I hope it's right where I left it.

Tommy