Another one....

Another one....

This one was from the e-mail last week.

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy
carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"

The boy replied, "What turkey?"

The looked at him and said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."

The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted
under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so
whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"

The looked at the turkey, and back at the game warden, and said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!"

Thanks. Here all week.