Words that need out of my head

"Did you shit in the washing machine?"

"The what?"

"You heard me."

"No, I really didn't."

"You didn't hear me, or you didn't shit in the washing machine."

"Hear you. Hell yes I shat in the washing machine."

beat.

"Why?"

"You took a really fucking long time in the shower, this morning.

"We have another bathroom."

"Really?"

"Are you serious?"