I had one of those nights last night where I didn't sleep very well.
Every little noise would wake me up.
Somebody beeped their car alarm outside, and it woke me up.
Somebody spun their tires on the wet pavement, and it woke me up.
Somebody slammed their apartment door and it woke me up.
I think I even snored too loud and woke myself up.
Why Lord?

A poem, by Big Stupid Tommy.

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