We're a week away from Christmas. I ask again: Did you buy me something good?

I went to Wal-Mart today. In Middle Tennessee, Wal Mart is the great meeting ground of all the races and tribes. It doesn't matter if they're white, black or Eskimo, they shop at Wal-Mart. I'm not going to Wal Mart again in 2002 if I can help.

I was going to write down this joke I heard on Bob and Tom this morning, but it's quite and aural joke, so I won't bore you with the details...only that it's terribly funny, and that you'd have enjoyed it.