The Bob and Tom show has a commercial parody for a product called "Harassaway." It's a device attached to the neck which activates when the wearer is about to make a sexist comment.

The guy says "Nice Ass," but a electronic, ratchety voice says "You are pretty."

Yesterday, I was having a conversation at work about the state of the weather. No sun yesterday, either. Something like 189 minutes over the past 18 days now. For every hour of sunshine, we've had 5 days of clouds. Now the Annie soundtrack only makes me mad. "The Sun'll Come Out, Tomorrow....."

But this feller asks: "Do you know what's causing the bad weather?"

"What?"

"Any time they fly the space shuttle, this happens."

And I reply: "You do know that they haven't flown a shuttle in a month, now, right?"

"Yeah, but...."

And that's where the Harassaway device in my brain starts droning loudly, so that I don't have to hear any more of what's going on.