From the E-Mail

In the e-mail:

A guy moves into a new house and the neighbor, a big, burly guy, comes over. "Welcome to the neighborhood! I'd like to invite you over for a party at my house tonight."

"Wow, that's so nice," the new guy says. "I'd love to come over."

The neighbor says, "I've gotta warn you though, there's gonna be some heavy drinking going on."

"I'm okay with that," says the new guy.

"And there's gonna be some sex going on."

"Uh, okay," says the new guy. "That doesn't bother me.

"And sometimes it gets rough, there might be a fight."

"Well, I'm sure everything will be fine." says the new guy. "Should I dress up?"

"Nah, it don't matter," the neighbor says, "It's just gonna be you and me."

It made me laugh.