Chili....on anything?

Sonic's commercials state that at their restaurants, you can get chili....on anything.

Really!??!?!?!?!?!

Because I have a "Stone Cold" Steve Austin foam birdie flipping finger that I can't say is complete unless I have Sonic's chili glopped onto it.

What about a person? Would they put chili on somebody? Because a person is, technically, a thing.

What about food from another restaurant? I have lobster that I've taken out at Red Lobster....Would you put some chili on it, please?

Or is the "anything" limited to their menu?

Even then....if I wanted a banana split, or a Green Apple Slush with chili, would they comply, or would good taste prevent them from doing that?

Yeah...I'd like a large diet coke. But could you top that with chili?

Those two punks in the Sonic commercials, by the way, get way too excited over the fact that you can get chili on anything at Sonic.

I like chili.

But I'm not going to start doing air guitar riffs just because somebody's going to put chili on my country fried steak sandwich for me.

(I'm lying. Yes I would.)