Labor Day

Labor Day

Today was Labor Day.

You know what that means, right?

Today's the day when the Farmer Johanssen walks to his barn, opens the door, and waits.

If his donkey, Leonard the Petulant Ass, comes out of his shack...and if he comes out walking on two legs, it's work no more in Two Thousand and Four. But if he's walking on four legs, we all have to work for the rest of the year.

It's another four leg year.

In other news, we're serving up donkey sammiches all week at the Big Stupid Tommy Cafe.

Stupid Labor Day....