Elections
Elections
Waitaminnit...I forgot to pick up the anti-pundit card for my TV when I voted last week. You know, the special chip card for my TV that, when installed, would keep Kerry, Bush, Cheney, Edwards and any of the self-righteous, chest-pounding pundits for either side off my TV after I voted.
All I got was a sticker that says "I Voted."
I knew I shouldn't have voted liquored up. It makes me forget things and headbutt parking meters.
(Red Sox are up 2-0....I get to rub that in the boss's face....)
Waitaminnit...I forgot to pick up the anti-pundit card for my TV when I voted last week. You know, the special chip card for my TV that, when installed, would keep Kerry, Bush, Cheney, Edwards and any of the self-righteous, chest-pounding pundits for either side off my TV after I voted.
All I got was a sticker that says "I Voted."
I knew I shouldn't have voted liquored up. It makes me forget things and headbutt parking meters.
(Red Sox are up 2-0....I get to rub that in the boss's face....)
posted by Tommy at
07:13
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