A Few Thoughts...
A Few Thoughts....
Sometimes, I think that I'd like a food product like what dogs have. You pour it on your plate, or in a bowl...you pour milk on top, and the milk becomes gravy.
Like cereal, only gravier.
It'd be like Pot Roast, or Salisbury Steak in a Box.
It needs a good name. Gravy Steaks!
I'll keeping working on this...
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The Today Show had a series on Plastic Surgery last week, and they interviewed a guy who was The Chairman of the Breast Augmentation Task Force. You know, I've heard a lot of great job titles in my time, but I have to put Chairman of the Breast Augmentation Task Force at or near the top of the list.
Along those those same lines...I've never really been part of a really cool sounding task force. I think that might be neat.
I wouldn't even have to be Chairman. I think it would be neat to say you're a grunt on the Breast Augmentation Task Force.
Also...I've never engaged in an Imperative. I think that would be neat to put on a resume.
1997-1999...Chairman of the Breast Augmentation Task Force
1999-2003...Chief Facilitator of the Uvula Imperative
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I would like a bye week. You know. A regularly scheduled period at some point during the work season, where I could relax and prepare for the rest of the work season.
To that point, I would also like an offseason. Like most professional sports. I would like an offseason. (Except for Hockey. Doesn't the next hockey season begin three weeks before they've decided who gets Lord Stanley's Cup for the current season?)
Point is, I would like a few months to recuperate and rest, prepare for my next run at a championship.
I would take each of these things in lieu of a seven-figure salary.
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My friend Joe is in Columbia. The country. His wife is from there, originally. They are there this holiday week to have a wedding ceremony there for her family that could not attend the American version this summer.
This is a propos of nothing. I just think it's cool that Joe's in South America.
I've never been to South America.
However, I'd probably get to go if I were part of some cool Imperative...
Sometimes, I think that I'd like a food product like what dogs have. You pour it on your plate, or in a bowl...you pour milk on top, and the milk becomes gravy.
Like cereal, only gravier.
It'd be like Pot Roast, or Salisbury Steak in a Box.
It needs a good name. Gravy Steaks!
I'll keeping working on this...
----
The Today Show had a series on Plastic Surgery last week, and they interviewed a guy who was The Chairman of the Breast Augmentation Task Force. You know, I've heard a lot of great job titles in my time, but I have to put Chairman of the Breast Augmentation Task Force at or near the top of the list.
Along those those same lines...I've never really been part of a really cool sounding task force. I think that might be neat.
I wouldn't even have to be Chairman. I think it would be neat to say you're a grunt on the Breast Augmentation Task Force.
Also...I've never engaged in an Imperative. I think that would be neat to put on a resume.
1997-1999...Chairman of the Breast Augmentation Task Force
1999-2003...Chief Facilitator of the Uvula Imperative
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I would like a bye week. You know. A regularly scheduled period at some point during the work season, where I could relax and prepare for the rest of the work season.
To that point, I would also like an offseason. Like most professional sports. I would like an offseason. (Except for Hockey. Doesn't the next hockey season begin three weeks before they've decided who gets Lord Stanley's Cup for the current season?)
Point is, I would like a few months to recuperate and rest, prepare for my next run at a championship.
I would take each of these things in lieu of a seven-figure salary.
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My friend Joe is in Columbia. The country. His wife is from there, originally. They are there this holiday week to have a wedding ceremony there for her family that could not attend the American version this summer.
This is a propos of nothing. I just think it's cool that Joe's in South America.
I've never been to South America.
However, I'd probably get to go if I were part of some cool Imperative...
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