Utterances....

Utterances...

I'm not going to be so bold as to say the sentence has never been spoken. But it was spoken yesterday, during a lunch at the Farmhouse, and it was alien to my ears, even if I was the one speaking it:

"I got pinto beans on my hockey jersey."

I said it mostly because I got pinto beans on the hockey jersey I was wearing at the time.

Honestly. Who serves pinto beans and expects you to eat them with a fork?

Honestly.