Conversations with the Dog
Conversations with the Dog
You learn something new every day.
I was talking with my dog, and he told me why he sits on the rugs, and not the tile floor on these cold mornings.
He's afraid his butthole will freeze to the floor.
Can't say as I blame him. Now that I think about it, that's part of the reason that I wear clothes.
That, and the law says I have to, when I'm out in public.
You learn something new every day.
I was talking with my dog, and he told me why he sits on the rugs, and not the tile floor on these cold mornings.
He's afraid his butthole will freeze to the floor.
Can't say as I blame him. Now that I think about it, that's part of the reason that I wear clothes.
That, and the law says I have to, when I'm out in public.
posted by Tommy at
10:26
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