The Monday Before Christmas Sixteen

The Monday Before Christmas Sixteen

The Pairings are Up.

1. A Christmas Story
16. The Christmas Story

8. Christmas Vacation, and Randy Quaid
9. Any Movie with Dennis Quaid

4. Being Beaten to Death with the Yule Log
13. Bickering and Dickering over a 75 cent candlestick

5. Toby Kieth ain't Christmas-y
12. My cousin Andy pulling a Christmas tree down on himself.

3. Christmas Beagle
14. A plate of Little Debbies, and some carrots for the reindeer

6. My stockings are the biggest.
11. Bottle Rockets + Somebody's shoes = Missle Toe

7. Christmas Eve Pizza
10. Bubba Smith Smashing Presents with a Sledgehammer

2. I'll recognize Festivus before I will Kwanzaa
15. My DM thinks families are hobbies, for when you aren't working.

Now, the proceedings will be held this year, in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on December 24, right before midnight. Betting will be cut off right before then, unless the Christ should pick this time to return, at which time all bets are off.

Judges this time around: Robert Earl Keen, the Chipmunks, all the people from Band Aid and those guys who sang "Feliz Navidad."

Now, it's Christmas. No unpleasantness, please. If you have trouble, wait till Boxing Day.....