Friday, January 09, 2009

Randy Quaid and a Lightsaber....

Randy Quaid and a Lightsaber...

Anybody know of any movies where, in the climactic scene, a small, frightening child wearing a tweed jacket with leather patches on the elbows, fires beams of energy from his eyes at Randy Quaid? To this, Randy responds by deflecting the beams with a lightsaber, and then hacking the kid to pieces with the same?

This happened in a dream last night. The same dream also involved a comic book in which Optimus Prime punches the Joker in the face. I never saw said comic book. I just remember it being described in detail. Much to the exasperation of Randy Quaid.

I'd never before considered Randy Quaid intimidating, except maybe in that loud, Busch Light and a box of Slim Jims kind of way.

But damn, he kept hacking with that lightsaber, and there wasn't much left of that kid bigger than a bouillon cube. I don't want him pissed at me, either....

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